First fail compilation!

Like the boss

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''

The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''

''What about the green one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''

''What about the red one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''

The man says, ''What does HE do?''

The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''

Russian road rage by SerbianFailBlog

No hard feelings

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?

A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

Mysterious love...

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure,
Hast thou more of pain or pleasure!
Endless torments dwell about thee:
Yet who would live, and live without thee!

• Joseph Addison, Rosamond (c. 1707), Act III, scene 2.

Q&A

Q: Why do farmers bang goats on the edge of cliffs?

A: So the goats will push back.

How romantic was your first wedding night?

One more road rager :)

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